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[Super Mario: Pause]

Mario Pause

The game pauses, Mario is still for one hour, collapses to the ground after a week, Peter Goomba and Marvin Troopa beat the GRAHAMJACK out of Mario after a year of pausing, then all that's left is dust! GAME OVUH.

[Super Duper Mario]

Bowser Screams "Mommy"

Mario eats a Giant Mushroom, grows into a very big giant, CRASH! Then he kicks Bowser's VERY BIG CASTLE, and bloop! Bowser pisses himself, then SPLAT! That's gotta hurt. However, I give it a Seven because of the graphics and sound.

[Super Mario Killer Jump]

What the HELL!!!

He tries to reach a Block, hungry for a Mushroom, then impressively finds a Jumping Board, jumps on it, then BAM! That's gotta hurt. And look how funny Mario is with that huge face.

[Super Mario Super Stupid]

Mario is Super Stupid

He runs to a wall, almost bumps into it, can't break it, then he tries to ram it, then BAM! That's gotta hurt. Just like in Super Mario Overrun. And how can Luigi jump that high? And how can the wall not burn? Your submission was 1 minute and 6 seconds long, dude.

[Super Mario Overrun]

Mario Overrun

He runs to a wall, almost bumps into it, can't break it, then he tries to ram it, then BAM! That's gotta hurt.