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[Cowboy Bebop]

F MINUS

Fuck you - Mr. Inactive, Naughty, Unsatisfactory Sucker!

[Peach The Bitch]

Peach the Bitch???

stupid whip

[Fuck off Mario!]

Very interesting...

BUT THE ONLY CONS ARE: This is too overrated for all ages. If I saw this on TV, I would give it a TV-MA rating (with no content). Besides, it looks South Park styled to me.

[The Weakest Link!]

HAH HAH HAH HAH!

That was so funny at the end when "Roger" cut up Mrs. Robinson with a gun and a saw! :D

[Not Another Mario Movie]

What a Mario Movie!

2: He throws Yoshi, and FARRRRRRRRT BOOM, the door explodes. 4: Luigi is about to... "SMACK MY BICHA... SPLAT!" Bowser is killed. Where'd the Credits Music come from? And the inside of Bowser's Castle music? And how can Wario want a pizza if he requires a bandaid for his bump?

[Super Mario Mishaps 2]

Nine Mario Mishaps

1: "Son of a bi--" SPLAT! 2: YEEARRRRGH! He flies off the flagpole. 3: WHUM WHUM WHUM WHUM, the Piranha Plant wiggles him and kills him. 4: "Aah f*ck--" He gets squished. 5: YEEARRRRGH! He flies out of earth. 6: BOOM! He explodes by fireworks. Those are my favorite Mario Mishaps. And what's with the same nudity? Was it copied off the first film? And why would Dagio help with "2" and not "1"?

[Rise of the MK:Part 3]

RotMK3

Mario goes over to Mouser's Fighting Arena, a Bomb-Thrower, Mario does an Amazing Triple Jump, then dances at Mouser, and then BOOM! goes the bomb, injuring Mouser. Then Mario beats the LUBMERJACK out of him, throwing him out, and then holding the key, the Phantos tickle him. WOAH!! Deh deh deh deh deh deh, deh deh deh deh deh deh, Deh deh deh deh deh deh, deh deh deh, deh deh BLOOP!

[Rise of the MK: Part 2]

So long-a Bowser!

Luigi comes over to Bowser's Fighting Roof, it rains, Bowser grows into a Giant Dragon, then Bowser breathes Fire Of Youth, then Luigi shrinks (GULP GULP GULP)! Then Toad grabs a Star, making Luigi invincible to Bowser's Fire Of Youth, then Luigi attacks Bowser, swings him around, and THROWS HIM OUTTA THE COURT! YEEOWWWW!! Then Bowser gets bitten by Yoshis. BURP!!

[Super Mario Family Part 2]

Ditto!

Gerald tracks down Don Mario, then outside where Red Koopa Troopas are, Mario shoots Gerald (OUCH)! In Don Luigi's house, Mark gives Luigi a Cheep Cheep (how can it be a Sicilian Message?), and meanwhile, Red Koopa Troopas shoot Lakitu (BOOM BOOM), then Spiny's car explodes (BAM), then the Koopa Troopas shoot Hammer Bros. and Goombas (KLICK KLICK). It should've been rated "Mature for Excessive Violence only."

[The Super Mario Family]

Too Amplified!

First Mario stomps on Gerald Troopa, then he meets Don Bowser, and after the Don arrives outside, Luigi shoots him BLAH BAM BLAH BAM BLAH BAM BLAH BAM, then Mario holds Bowser all bloody and killed. Unfortunately, you deserve a 6 for this.